Monday, December 30, 2019

Sometimes newer is better.

Well, here we are, the last Eccentric Sphere for 2019.

I started this blog way back in 2012, October 16th to be exact and now I'm looking forward to taking it into 2020.

In order to go forward it is sometimes necessary to look back at what came before. Today I want to look a bit at video game art. Cover art to be precise.

Within some franchises the art is both predictable and boring. Take the Call of Duty games. Usually it's a silhouetted soldier with a gray or green tint. The Battlefield games have pretty much the same but with a blue or orange tint. Dull, but serviceable. Do a Google image search if you're curious.

It's a natural fact that the cover art has to be illustrative of what the game is about. A sports game has to show the relevant sport, Minecraft shows off the blocky nature of the game, etc. If the game has a cover theme or very recognizable icon, that goes on the cover. The Fallout games has a dude in power armor on the covers, which lets you recognize that it's Fallout from far away.

But what happens when this methodology goes wrong? Well, see below for the answer. A video from the Norwich Games Festival holds some examples, going all the way back to the early text only games. But, fair warning, you may well see this and tear at your hair in confusion and horror at the baffling “art”.

Anyway, please enjoy and I'll see you next week, next year and next decade. Until then, have a great time! See you in 2020!

Monday, December 23, 2019

A bit of holiday entertainment

Seasons greetings to you all!

As the holidays are upon us I thought some fun entertainment might be in order, so I have some more SNL sketches to amuse you and hopefully de-stress you a bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjlDTeOtq-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGYDWO5Fhtg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc7slln9qNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2dXFzXQ-Bs



If you're not in the mood for comedy I also have a show called The Scariest Places on Earth. Now, I haven't watched this myself, but I hope it's amusing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknJ_g2iHf4&list=PL8tn07U2vMYCMPe8PJ6X5iGAEAJv-B5IA


So that's some entertainment for you, and with that I want to wish you all Happy Holidays and until next time, have a great week!

Monday, December 16, 2019

History of the entire world

The last couple of weeks have been a bit heavy, content wise. CIA... The Mafia... so today we're doing to entire history of the world in under 20 minutes.

Now, this video is hectic, so make sure you wake up before you click play. So enjoy and maybe you'll learn something, I know I did.

Join me again next Monday and until then, have a great week!

Direct link:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs



Monday, December 9, 2019

Gangsters

Last week I posted an interview with former CIA Chief of Disguise Jonna Mandez.

This week I have John Alite, former hitman for the Gotti Family. It's a bit longer, and pretty grim at times, so be aware.

That's that, join me again next time for more eccentric spheres and until then, have a great week!


Link:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBvKTO-VyK4



Monday, December 2, 2019

Who? What? How?

Some time ago I posted a Wired video featuring Jonna Mendez, former Chief of Disguise at CIA. The video showcased some of the techniques CIA uses to train their people in the art of disguise.

Today I have more of Mrs. Mendez. In this hour long interview, she talks about her experiences, things she knows and what it is like being a retired CIA chief.

If you are at all interested in espionage, intelligence work and the tool and techniques used, this video is for you!

Before you start watching, think about this: If she can talk openly about all this, what can they do these days? Fascinating...

Anyway, enjoy the video and join me again next time. Until then, have a great week!

Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7h0M-imFb8


Monday, November 25, 2019

Time for fun.

A new week, a new post.

As we move towards the shortest day of the year, it just keeps getting darker and darker, so I thought it was time to brighten your week with some humor.

This time it's exclusively Saturday Night Live sketches. Did you know that SNL started in October 1975, and that they are currently in their 45th season? Or that films like The Blues Brothers and Wayne's World started as SNL sketches? Or that the very first guest host was George Carlin?

But that's enough trivia, on with their show! Like last time I'm not embedding the videos, if I did you would still be scrolling sometimes next year.












There we go, ten excellent sketches. Join me again next time and until then, have a fun week!

Monday, November 18, 2019

From the mists of time

Gather around and let me tell you a tale from gaming yore!

I am old enough to remember what gaming used to be like. You went to the store and chose your game from the shelf. The games came in big cardboard boxes and included manuals.

Maybe you read an article in a gaming magazine, maybe you went on faith and box art alone, but you had to make a choice and if you chose poorly, well you didn't age into a skeleton, but you wasted your money.
Then you installed the game from disks. You know, the save icon... Disks! In the case of Doom 2 it was five disks! (Imagine I'm holding a flashlight under my face here).

One day the disks were replaced by CD-ROM and it was easier. As an aside, is there a more 90's word than CD-ROM? I don't think so. Anyway, Phantasmagoria came on 5 CD-ROM’s, and that blew my mind.

The CD gave way to DVD and now, we magically turn invisible signals that flow through the air into a game that we can play.

Back in those days of floppy disks, the game had to be complete, there was no way to fix it later. A broken game was a broken game forever. With the advent of the Internet, a studio could patch a game after release, but you had to find it and figure out how to get the patch to work, which could be a complete pain in the you-know-what.

Back in them there ancient days, an add-on to a game was called an expansion. But in 2006 Bethesda invented Horse Armor and sold it separately from the expansions as DLC! (The flashlight is back).

Horse armor was widely scorned as ridiculous but enough people must have bought it as the idea stayed on. And why not? Small extras that were too insignificant to be called expansions that you could buy if they appealed to you. Not so bad, right?

But then... then the gray men and women in their gray suits saw the possibilities and things changed forever. Suddenly games were released unfinished, broken even, only to “be fixed later”. Day one patches that desperately tried to fix buggy messes became the norm. Sometimes the patch was bigger than the game, even.
DLC grew from a small add-on to full expansions and the very word: expansion vanished from the gaming thesaurus. In some extreme cases, the DLC was announced before anyone really knew what the game was about, though this was rare.

Many were worried, but the darkness only grew. Content was cut out of games and sold as day one DLC, games wasted away unfinished until the developer gave up. Content was cut and sold as pre-order bonuses. The gray suits smiled, rubbed their hands and invented Live Services. Now a game could be stretched out and monetized forever! Cruel demons with names like Micro-transactions, Loot-boxes and Gambling-mechanics arrived and danced across the gaming sphere, spreading ill will and problems where ever they went.

A few plucky heroes fought back, but the tide of darkness seemed unstoppable. Then, a miracle:

Electronic Arts (EA) announces and releases Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order, and it is:
  1. A single player game.
  2. Feature complete.
  3. Apparently really good!

Now don't go thinking that EA has suddenly become the good guys, but in all fairness, Fallen Order seems like a cool game. I'm as surprised as you are. I haven't played it myself, but apart from a couple of small issues of personal taste, I can find no fault with it.

That was my somewhat roundabout way of saying that Fallen Order seems cool and not to discard it just because it is EA. Just don't let them use this game as a smoke screen for more unethical nonsense.

That's it for this time, so until next we meet, have a great week!

Monday, November 11, 2019

Documentary time!

Hey you,

Since I got absolutely no sleep last night it's, as the title says, documentary time. You took the time to come here, so here are three documentaries for your trouble.

I hope they are good, I haven't actually watched them, to be honest, but at a glance they seem cool.

Deadliest Volcanoes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AvatFWUoLE


Ancient Inventions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQJvyRLSl9U


Henry V:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQJvyRLSl9U


If you get through them, here is The Infographics channel for more knowledge:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfdNM3NAhaBOXCafH7krzrA


Join me again next time, when my brain is hopefully more functional. Until then have a great week!

Monday, November 4, 2019

Blizzard apology and more

Well, the AAA game world keeps on keeping on.

First up, EA is returning to Steam. Starting with Jedi the Fallen Order, they will slowly expand their catalog on Steam. There has been speculation whether you will still need an EA Origins account to play their games there, and the jury is still out, but the best guess is that it will vary from game to game.


Leaks suggest that Bethesda has made good money on Fallout 1st and are now looking to expand their vile service even further. New items on the Atom shop for subscribers only, new gear (though no info on what is meant by that), and so on. I wouldn't be surprised if they hide the Wastelander's expansion behind F1st, or at least some important part of it.
A sad state of affairs for a once beloved company. To go from designing games that top the lists to putting up paywalls behind paywalls in a desperate effort to monetize just a couple of bucks more is rank. I once held great faith in their future games, but now it has gone from “Must Have” to “Wait and See”. I do not trust this company or anything they say anymore.


Blizzcon 2019 was this past weekend and there have been some interesting developments. Games wise, they did announce Diablo IV with a truly amazing cinematic. No joke, it was super cool. Too bad the game itself doesn't even have a release date yet, it's that far away. After last years scandalous “Don't you guys have phones” fiasco, they did have to out up something and they did.
World of Warcraft gets a new expansion, Shadowlands, all as expected. It had a cool cinematic too, but nowhere near as good as Diablo.
There was some other announcements, but I really didn't pay those any mind. What was interesting was the opening speech by CEO J. Allen Brack.

He started by looking sad and referring to the Blitzchung scandal, but without actually mentioning either Blitzchung, NetEase or China. He then went on about missed opportunities and failing to live up to standards and apologizing for reacting too fast and then being to slow to respond to people. This is pretty much a non-apology. Like being accused of stealing your neighbor’s lawnmower and then saying “Your lawn looks awful and for that, I'm sorry.” Way to dodge the point there J.

Yesterday, PC Gamers Steven Messner interviewed Brack by phone. It's an interesting read, but for me the biggest takeaway is that he confirms that the “defending the pride of China” comment came from NetEase, with no involvement or approval from Blizzard. Seems they can't do anything in China without going through a Chinese partner. In other words, Blizzard is in business with a company that can say and do whatever they want with no input from Blizzard in their name. Must be lucrative to make that worth it.
Check it out if you're interested:



That's it for me this time. See you again next Monday and until then, have a great week!

Monday, October 28, 2019

Game News

The AAA game industry keeps on staggering about like a drunken sailor on shore leave.

The hottest furor surrounding Blizzard has died down a bit, but Blizzcon is this upcoming weekend, and we'll have to wait and see how that goes. It has already been confirmed that all questions for Q&A must be submitted in advance. Not to brag (but I'm doing it anyway), but I called it on that score. After last years fiasco with Diablo mobile and “Don't you guys have phones”, I suspect they were always going to do pre approved questions this year. Now with the whole China scandal it was a given, and I look forward to seeing what protests they are going to have to deal with.
Blizzard has already “leaked” Diablo 4 and a remaster of Diablo 2 to create hype, but no one seems to be excited. Time will tell.

The co-founder and CEO of Ubisoft, Yves Guillemot, has admitted that they have messed up and he has delayed all their upcoming major titles until next year, causing their stock to plummet 20% or so. I'd be more impressed by a CEO admitting fault if he didn't do it all the time, and then change nothing.

Bethesda has continued to dig themselves a nice big hole with Fallout 76. First they announced that the upcoming Wastelanders update that would finally add human NPC's to the game was delayed until next year, and then they announced Fallout 1st, a subscription that costs $13 a month or $100 a year. This is considerably higher in several countries.
Fallout 1st gives subscribers private servers for you and seven friends, a junk box with unlimited capacity, a tent that functions as a quick travel point and some new cosmetics. This is in direct violation of their own promise that all updates would be free and people are furious. To make matters so much worse, it turns out that many players have reported that the junk box deletes everything you put in it. The tent has a tendency to crash you to desktop, deleting the server instance and kicking your friends out of the game, erasing all your hard work.
The private servers don't work either. Players are reporting that others can join in without permission and that they log in to find containers already looted and NPC's killed.

Having a subscription break immediately is already embarrassing but Bethesda's response has been ludicrous. First they claimed that the junk box was only a UI glitch and that all was fine. Then they admitted that the stuff was indeed deleted and that they were “investigating”the issue. The tent crash is also being “investigated”. They vehemently deny that the private servers are just normal instances that are semi-separate and that they would patch in better control on who can join your game at some point in the future. Their general attitude is less like a responsible company and more like a sullen teenager taking out the trash when their moms yell at them for the third time.

To make matter slightly worse still, they did the whole Fallout 1st two days before The Outer Worlds went live. TOW has been highly anticipated as it's made by Obsidian who made Kotor 2 and Fallout New Vegas, both highly acclaimed. Many also pointed out all the other subscriptions that one could get for the same or less, like Netflix, Xbox for PC, EA Origins, HBO etc.

Fallout 1st is a complete joke as a subscription, and if Bethesda is going to continue to do business like this, then one has to fear for their upcoming Starfall and Elder Scrolls 6. I can't trust them anymore and will adopt a wait and see. I'm not buying into this kind of nonsense.

Finally, a new report by the UK Children's Commission on micro-transactions and lootboxes paints a very grim picture. They have talked to kids of all ages and found that the issue is sort of worse than we thought.
It's bad enough when an adult can't control his spending but when kids are bullied by their peers for not having cool in-game skins, being taunted as “Default”, then that needs looking at. Many others feel pressured to spend money to keep up, whether in games like Fortnite or the annual Fifa franchise, they even straight up call it gambling. Since they go to school full time, they don't have the time to grind for good players and since the game resets every year, they feel the pressure to pay with real money. This is what EA called “Ethical” and “Fun surprise mechanics”. Please...


Well, I've rambled long enough. Until next time, have a fun week!

Monday, October 21, 2019

Mind blown, but not my own

Hello and welcome to a new week and another Eccentric Sphere!

With that overly enthusiastic greeting out of the way, I can tell you I have to do a short one today. Stuff to do, stuff to do...

Anyway, last week I tripped over Alex Hefner on Youtube, and figured you might enjoy him as well. See, he grew up with rap and hip-hop, and for some reason decided to do a reaction video to a Slipknot video.
This grew and he now uploads a lot of different reactions to metal videos. I guess the Power of Metal grabbed him and didn't let him go. Oh, if you don't like metal music, you might not enjoy this... disclaimer...

If you're thinking: “Reaction videos? Those are so dumb”, then I can inform you this is a bit different. Alex has a lot of charm and humor and puts a lot of work into what seems like pretty simple videos. Little injections of humor to emphasize his point raises this to another level. It's not just some dude sitting there yelling at random internet stuff.

Anyway, give it a shot if you feel like it, you might like it.

Join me again next time and until then, have a great week!

Metal reactions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-SDHlNQgy8&list=PLKduaGfFr-zvxksZg5uubMKnU4k1L7bTS

Monday, October 14, 2019

A Blizzard of Trouble

Last week must have been the worst for Activision-Blizzard, particularly the Blizzard part.

Chances are you've already heard about this as international media has reported on it but here is the Blitzchung drama.

On Monday the 7th of October, Chung “Blitzchung” Ng Wai, won a Hearthstone grandmasters tournament and in the interview that followed he said: ”Liberate Hong Kong, revolution of our age”. The livestream was immediately shut down.
In very short order Blitzchung was stripped of all his winnings and slapped with a one year ban from Blizzard e-sports. The two shoutcasters (commentators) were also suspended by Blizzard for a year.

So, an American corporation punishes a Hong Kong citizen for showing solidarity with his people in their fight for human rights and democracy? Hang on now... A press statement in the west calmly stated that Blitzchung had violated the rules of the tournament by talking about something besides the game... and that's why they took everything away from him? Well read on.

In the East, Blizzards message was a bit different. There are a couple of different translations of the Mandarin Chinese message but the content is essentially the same: We are very angry and we will always uphold and defend the dignity of China. I'm paraphrasing but that's essentially what it said.

So now the American corporation is punishing a Hong Kong player on behalf of Communist China? Not good...

This blew up in an incredible storm of fury all over the world. A Norwegian member of Parliament wrote to Activision CEO Robert Kotick, asking him to do the right thing. U.S. politicians on both sides have condemned Activision-Blizzard. Human Rights watch groups are furious and fans are boycotting, canceling their subscriptions and even deleting their Blizzard accounts in protest. The amount of cancellations got so bad that Blizzard either tried to stop it by shutting down the pages where you delete your account or the system crashed under the load.

The fury continued to grow and all Activision-Blizzard said was: We're evaluating our situation. Then on Friday the 11th just before the closing of business, Blizzard president J. Allen Brack issued a statement.


Not only is this a weak non statement, but the language is so grammatically weird that some are suspecting that is was written in Chinese and not in English. I have no evidence either way. However, phrases like:

We now believe he should receive his prizing” is not really how an American normally writes.

So now Blitzchung gets his prize money and is “only” suspended for six months as are the casters.

To make the whole mess messier, a U.S. Hearthstone team in another league held up a sign during a tournament stating “Free Hong Kong, Boycott Blizzard”. The camera was pulled away from them but they received no punishment whatsoever, even though their message was harsher than Blitzchungs.
In protest, the American University team forfeited the match and dropped out of the tournament. This does illustrate that Blizzards actions had nothing to do with the rules and everything to do with appeasing China.

Some Blizzard employees have protested via a walkout and even covered up the parts of the statue outside Blizzard HQ that says “Every voice matters”.

Now with Blizzcon only a couple of weeks away, peaceful protests are being organized so it might be an interesting convention.

That's the story in a nutshell, if you want more, Youtube has dozens of videos on the subject. But, what's the bottom line here?

China is an enormous market for both mobile and PC games, and Activision-Blizzard is obviously very keen on not offending the Chinese government, because those who do, are not welcome to do business there. The CCP can, have and will throw out any and all companies that they deem unsuitable.
It is sad that Activision-Blizzard is so keen on nothing but money that this event has taken place but perhaps it's a good thing that we know the truth.


That's it for me, join me again next time and until then, have a great week!

Monday, October 7, 2019

Bills of Mortality

We all know being alive is dangerous. No one has ever survived being alive. Nope, everyone who ever lived, died. End of story.

But how did they die? That's a good question, even if I ask it myself to set up the next part.

Introducing Bills of Mortality.

Started in 1592 in London as a record of burials, it was published on and off until 1819 when the parishes adopted a new system. Usually it functioned as a record of how many died that week and from what. Now as a disclaimer, I'm aware that this is pretty macabre, and that these were real people, but some of these entries are really funny out of context.

I first heard of these in an episode of 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, but a quick Google search finds a bunch of these. So lets take a look.

The first page I found is from the week of August 15-22 1665, during the Great Plague:

Plague: 3880 (no surprise there)

Consumption: 174

Dropsy (a form of heart failure): 40

Aged: 54

Fairly normal stuff so far, right? Let's keep going:

Frighted: 1

Lethargy: 1

Sore Legge: 1

Stone: 2

Winde: 8

Then we get very specific:

Found dead in the Street at St. Bartholomew the Lefs: 1

Killed by a fall down the stairs at St. Thomas Apostle: 1

Apparently going to church is dangerous...

Another list is for the entire year of 1665 and is therefore more detailed:

Drowned: 50

Executed: 21

Leprosie: 2

Murthered (Murdered) and Shot: 9

Killed by several accidents: 46

King's Evil: 86 (this is actually TB not the acts of an evil king.)

And finally, my favorite entry as a cause of death:

Suddenly: 1


So there you have it, stay away from the King's Evil or you may die Suddenly! Until next time, have a great (and safe) week!


Monday, September 30, 2019

So relaxing

Okay, so I had another post planned for today, but yesterday I pulled a muscle in my back. It's almost recovered but it helped ensure that I woke up constantly throughout the night. Then I was woken up by the delightful sound of several chainsaws and edge-trimmers singing a chorus outside my house. As a result, my brain is foggy to say the least, and I had to come up with another plan.

And then it hit me. You see, when I have one of those “too tired to think straight” days I'm usually also fairly sensitive. I can't follow complex plot-lines and I'm definitely not in the mood for anything nasty, stressful or emotionally difficult. So today I'm sharing some of my secret (and not so secret) relaxing channels on Youtube.
Channels that are fun, friendly, positive and just make me feel good. A warm cup of tea for the brain so to say.

First up we have emmymadeinjapan.


Emmy is a super positive woman who delights in testing weird old recipes, old kitchen gadgets, depression era food etc. I've learned a thing or two about cooking from her, but my main takeaway is the incredible positivity she radiates.


Next up is How To Drink.


This channel is all about cocktails and history. How drinks are made, when they were invented, even fictional drinks from shows like Game of Thrones and Star Trek. The smooth jazz music, the lighting and the almost pornographic slow motion pours are a soothing salve for a tired brain. It's charm and information wrapped in a warm blanket, even if you don't really care about cocktails.


Finally I want to share Black Magic Craft.


This is all about model making. Mainly terrain and buildings but he dips into other stuff as well from time to time. Again, the atmosphere is ultra relaxing but here it's coupled with seeing something take shape in front of you. Foam, paint and glue comes together to create something incredible. Well worth giving a shot even if you have no interest in models or table top gaming.


There are of course others, but these three should be a good starting point if you want more. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to relax a little. Until next time, have a great and soothing week!

Monday, September 23, 2019

Exploring Pripyat

Ever since the amazing HBO show Chernobyl, I've been mildly obsessed. If that's possible. To be mildly obsessed that is... Let's say it is and move on.

I had previously read some articles on Wikipedia and seen photographs of the place, but today there are other options.

Below is a link to a really interesting list of seven videos about a bunch of guys who went to the city of Pripyat and have a look around earlier this year. It's been 33 years since the disaster and it's pretty cool to see what remains, what's been destroyed and how dangerous it still is.

They have a second list of more Pripyat exploration, but I haven't had time to watch it so I don't know if it's good.

Note: video number 2 in the list has nothing to do with Chernobyl, so just skip it. It must have been included by mistake.

So, without further ado, have a look and until next time, have a great week!

The list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GLfmDmBa9Q&list=PLy2hD4SJVJr3yKHj6yAKru4LUKvqe1tBQ

Monday, September 16, 2019

Trivia Time

Did you know that the moon has a bishop?

Well, it does. According to Catholic law, newly discovered territory falls under the jurisdiction of the bishop from whence the expedition left. Since the Kennedy Space Center is in the Orlando bishopric, the bishop of Orlando is also the moon bishop.
This makes the Orlando bishopric the biggest one in the Catholic Church, by quite a margin. The moon's surface is after all about 38 million square kilometers (14.6 square miles).

Speaking of space stuff, did you know that the reason why we count down on New Years Eve has it's roots in the space race?

It turns out that before the U.S. put its first man in space, countdowns weren't very common. But with Alan Shepard going to space on May 5th 1961, America got space fever and since the launch and indeed all launches have a countdown, people started to countdown lots of things.

But why do the space launches have countdowns? They are practical, sure, but it turns out there is a specific reason. You see, the man who headed up the U.S. space program was a man called Wernher von Braun who was a rocket expert. He got his expertise from designing and building V2 rockets for Hitler. Then after the Americans grabbed him under Operation Paperclip he went to work for NASA. Well, von Braun's favorite movie was Girl in the Moon (1929) by Fritz Lang.

Lang is of course better known for his Metropolis (1927) and M (1931), but interestingly his Girl in the Moon, although science fiction, got a surprising amount of the science part correct. So correct that the Nazis tried to suppress it for security reasons. One of the less relevant parts were countdowns before launches, which von Braun liked so much that he wanted them at his real life launches and then their popularity soared.

Another interesting part around the New Years Eve countdown is the dropping ball. You have probably seen footage of Times Square in NYC, right? Ball drops, people count down and then sing Auld Lang Syne.

The ball has nothing to do with space though. It has to do with maritime navigation. Observatories like Greenwich had them to show mariners when it was exactly midday so that they could set their watches and not sail off course. Since observatories usually aren't directly on the coast, but always up high on hills, the ball was easily visible from far away. Today, it's not a common practice, but a dropping sphere was a common symbol for an exact moment back in the day, and this way it's still relevant, if only a little.


Well that's it for me. A small bit of trivia to start the week with, and until next time, have yourself a great week!

Monday, September 9, 2019

Unusual druggies

There's a lot of talk these days about drugs and drug users, but did you know that many of the top nazis were on meth?

Please enjoy this documentary on the subject, and until next time, have a great week!


Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw-JP37q62Q


Monday, September 2, 2019

WoW Classic and Beyond

Blizzard has finally released World of Warcraft Classic and I want to talk about it.

A bit of background first. I started playing WoW in 2004, two weeks after launch. I played all the way through the first expansion, The Burning Crusade in 2007, the second expansion Wrath of the Lich King in 2008 and through the third, Cataclysm in 2010. That was when I finally burned out.

I had taken breaks from the game, sure, but I always came back, until I couldn't do it anymore. The game had changed too much while at the same time it was too much of the same old. I canceled my subscription and moved on with no regrets after 6-7 years of playing.

When the fifth expansion Warlords of Draenor was released in 2014, Blizzard gave away the fourth expansion Mists of Pandaria (2012) for a fiver, and I went back, but quit again after a few days. It completely failed to excite me. Since then Legion (2016) and Battle for Azeroth (2018) have been released. I basically know nothing about them, but Blizzard changed things around and now you get the entire game sans the newest expansion, in this case BfA, if you subscribe.

So, Classic. When they announced it I was a bit excited and then I lost interest. Then I got some interest back and lost it again, so on and so forth. Classic went live on August 26th, and the day before, Sunday the 25th I was still feeling pretty cold towards it. As the launch timer slowly ticked down towards zero, I went to Twitch.tv to have a little look. It turns out that I wasn't the only one. 1.2 million people watched Classic go live, which was pretty crazy. I watched as my chosen streamers intro camera zoomed across the undead starting area and we could see a literal army of undead swarming across Deathknell (undead starting area).
Most of the starting quests are either 1. Kill X amount of Y monsters, or 2. Collect X amount of things that drop off Y monsters, or 3. Find and gather X amount of Y items that spawn around the map. There must have been ten players per monster. It was a glorious madhouse, a cacophony of chaos and I do not understand how anyone could stand to play like that.

The following day however, I subbed and jumped into World of Warcraft Classic. It wasn't as bad as day 1, but it was pretty rough. It has since evened out.

I've played a week now, and to be perfectly honest, it's a mixed bag. It is a lot of fun, but it is so insanely old school in design.

It's hard to find where you need to go as the map is little help. I rely on memory more than anything else.

It's hard to make any money, and you pay for everything. Hitting a new even level and having to train four new spells at 15 silver a piece when you have just managed to get two gold together is rough. Want to fly from Orgrimmar to Stonetalon? 5 silver please... it's hard. Add to that the fact that on level 40 you get to pay a total of 100 gold to get a mount and the money troubles are real.

The combat is slow, you have a lot of downtime getting health and mana back. My undead mage must have died a dozen times before level 20. The slowness is also compounded by the amount of players. Blizzard have put up a ton of PVP servers, but only three PVE servers so it is hard to find all the mobs you need, especially named boss mobs. Some areas are lousy with players desperately trying to grab that named guy to complete the quest. Luckily the players are so nice.

Seriously, the player base on my PVE server at least are super friendly. People are helpful, polite almost to a fault, and even generous. A warlock gave me a wand for free, just because I gave him an intellect buff. So while the game is slow and grindy, the players are great. Sure, I've run across a couple of jerks, but nowhere near how it used to be.

So what are the good parts? Well to be honest it's mostly nostalgia, but there is a kind of purity in it as well. It feels clean and all the things that annoyed me about Cataclysm and forward are not there. It's how it used to be and in a sense how it should be – but only in a sense.

On Saturday, my wife and I became curious and wanted to know what regular WoW is like now. So we jumped over to retail and rolled up a couple of characters. After all, it's all included in the subscription.
I have to say it's weird and intimidating as hell. Everything has changed since I played last and I understand nothing. But in order to be fair, we actually played a bit and it's super fun. At least on low levels. My paladin is almost level 20 out of 120, so I make no comments about what the later game is like. It might be awful for all I know.

The thing is though, without playing Classic with no rose tinted glasses on, I wouldn't be able to see retail for what it really is. It also helps that I'm on a brand new account so all the emotional baggage that my old characters have is not there.
All the things my wife an I complained about when playing Classic are gone in retail. The map shows you where to go, there is no competition to kill named mobs, training is free and automatic, but the server economy is insane. Inflation rules the roost and even low level green items go for hundreds of gold a piece.

I'm glad I played Classic, and I'm going to play some more but to be honest, I'm having more fun in retail (at least on low levels).

I've gone on seriously long enough so until next time, have a great week!

Monday, August 26, 2019

Brian Springer - Spin

I have something interesting for you all today. Quite by accident I tripped over a documentary yesterday that I found really fascinating.

It was made in 1992, around the time of the U.S. presidential election and it gives an amazing glimpse into what goes on with politicians and media personalities like Larry King when the cameras aren't rolling, except they are.
The guy who made it explains it better than I'm going to but essentially he recorded hundreds of hours of live satellite feeds that were rolling even though the local cameras were turned off. Some of the people have no idea that they were in fact still live on the air. They forgot the first rule of media: All microphones are live and all cameras are rolling. Never assume they are turned off, ever.

This all gives us an uncut glimpse into how false and even staged things are that we consider to be real. We see spin doctors coaching their clients, we see candid talk between interviewer and interviewee, we see what people actually think instead of what they pretend to think.

Even if you're not that keen on politics, it's a valuable glimpse into how media works, which his more relevant today than ever before. Give it a look.

Beyond that, I will see you next time so until then, have a great week!

Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlJkgQZb0VU

Monday, August 19, 2019

Pretty funny

I was going to do a whole thing about how Respawn Entertainment got insulted that their players aren't grateful because the developers decide to sell character skins for $16 a pop, and then called them names. I was also going to talk about how Bioware has lost two lead developers (Anthem & Dragon Age 4) within a couple of weeks, which could well be symptomatic of bigger problems. I was also going to talk about how the Epic Game Store is still missing a shopping basket, multiple other features but more importantly, it's missing pre-download capability as well, right before the release of one of their biggest “exclusives”. Steam had that capability with Half-Life 2 back in 2004! Shame on you Epic, shame.


Then I thought that this might all be a bit too negative so here is something fun instead.












Ten of the best sketches I could find so that your week starts with a laugh! Well, fourteen if you count the google sketches separately. For obvious reasons I'm not embedding ten videos, so you are just going to have to follow the links.

There we go, until next time, have yourself a great week!









Monday, August 12, 2019

Henry Jones Jr.

One of my all time favorite film heroes has to be Indiana Jones. The combo of being a daring-do action hero, a tough guy and an academic historian balances well with human weakness and occasional clumsiness that is so entertaining to watch.

I just finished watching a really interesting documentary about the Indiana Jones movies, and I want to share it with you.

It was made around the release of the fourth film, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, as a kind of retrospective about the classic trilogy (Raiders, Temple & Crusade) with tons of interesting facts about the creative process, effects, locations, actor choices and more.

Usually when you see interviews concerning movies, they tend to be fluff pieces and contain a lot of “It was so great working with X, I'm a huge fan... etc etc” but this comes across as genuine and passionate.

Since my flu is still giving me a bit of trouble, I'm keeping it short, so until next time, have a great week and crack on!

Direct Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dRw7zuP0PQ


Monday, August 5, 2019

A nailbiting bit of fun.

Seeing as the flu is nibbling around the corners, we're keeping it somewhat short today.

When you got the flu, it's important to drink plenty of fluids and take it easy. So in case you want to take it easy as well, I want to share a great bit of entertainment with you.

The focus for today is Survive the Hunt, on the FailRace Youtube channel. Survive the Hunt is genuinely some of the most compelling stuff I've seen in a while. The FailRace channel is all about racing games, which isn't really my thing, but their hunt series is amazing. One player trying to elude over a dozen hunters in GTAV, or sometimes Forza Horizon 4, is tense and really exciting, trust me. Even if you have no interest in GTA or cars, you can still enjoy Survive the Hunt to the fullest.

So, here are the five first GTAV hunts, you can easily find their Forza stuff if you're keen for it. There are 14 hunts to date, with some about videos for the last few ones.








That's it for today, until next time, have a great week!





Monday, July 29, 2019

Lords of Chaos

A couple of days ago, slowly melting from the heat, I found a funny video on Youtube on how to make Norwegian Black Metal. Then, on a whim I typed Lords of Chaos (2018) in the search field and to my surprise found the whole movie and decided to watch it.

Lords of Chaos (LoC) is a film based on a book, Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, published in 1998 and reprinted in 2003. It concerns the dramatic events surrounding the 90's church burnings and murders in the Norwegian black metal scene.

The movie is directed by Jonas Åkerlund, who between 1983 and 1984 was a member of the Swedish black metal band Bathory. Bathory is considered by some to be the second black metal band in the world, with Venom starting the whole thing. Åkerlund got out of the black metal scene when he thought the scene was becoming too out there. Instead he focused on film making, directing amongst other things the acclaimed video for The Prodigy's “Smack My Bitch Up” and Madonna's “Ray of Light”. He has also worked with U2, Rammstein, Metallica, Lady Gaga and others.

Lords of Chaos styles itself as a semi-fictional horror-thriller, in fact it states outright that it deals in both lies and truth. I have read quite a bit about the goings on in the black metal scene during that time, and as such the film held no surprises for me. It seems to stick pretty closely to the general facts. One of the main protagonists, Varg Vikernes, called the film “made-up crap”, and I have no way of disproving this, but considering that Vikernes is a convicted murderer, arsonist and right wing pundit, I don't take his opinion too seriously.

Before we go into the meat of the matter, I want to point out that the cast is excellent, with great performances from Rory Culkin, Emory Cohen, Jack Kilmer, Sky Ferreira and Valter Skarsgård. If names like Culkin, Kilmer and Skarsgård seem familiar, well they should. Rory is the younger brother of Macaulay Culkin, Jack is the son of Val Kilmer and Joanne Whalley and Valter is a member of the never ending Skarsgård clan of actors.

So the main character is Øystein Aarseth, better known as Euronymous (Culkin). He and his friends have formed Mayhem, and are busy inventing Norwegian Black Metal. They need a singer and find Swedish Per Yngve Ohlin, known as Dead (Kilmer).
This part of the film shows their fractured friendships, and their early performances, including Dead's rather insane behavior, which includes huffing dead animals and cutting himself on stage. This part culminates in Dead's suicide, which was a pretty damn gruesome scene. As a whole, this part felt a bit rushed and disjointed, I don't know if that's just how it turned out or if it's intentional.

We then move on to the opening of Helvete (hell), Euronymous's record shop in Oslo. They sell records, work on their music and party in the basement. It's here that Varg (Cohen) arrives on the scene.
Euronymous enjoys being the Lord of his Domain, deciding what is as they said TRVE KVLT, i.e. legit black metal, and what is for posers. He clearly loves being the central figure, but Varg challenges him by actually doing what Euronymous only talks about. Things escalate until several churches have been burned down and people have died, ultimately wrapping up the story. LoC is a good study in what happens when a group of people live in a bubble and egg each other on, until events spiral out of control.

What's important to remember is that these events really happened, though individual details are hard to verify. The biggest deviation from the truth is the inclusion of Sky Ferreira's role, Ann-Marit who becomes Euronymous's girlfriend. Apparently he didn't have a girlfriend when he died. Oh well...

I found the film is enjoyable over all. It feels authentic, not just in a “documentary” sense but in a psychological sense as well. The young men who, like all young men, all want to be fierce and are dramatic to the point of cringe, feel so real. What set them apart from the norm was actually burning churches and committing murder.

Interestingly enough, there is little actual black metal in the film. Åkerlund stated that he wanted to avoid it as it's hard to listen to unless you really like it, and I think audiences would agree.
I kind of hesitate to recommend this film as such. I really did enjoy it, but I don't think all that many would enjoy it. If you come across it, do give it a watch though. It's really well made. If you want to know more about these very dramatic happenings, Wikipedia is your friend.

That's that. Until next time, have a great week!

Monday, July 22, 2019

More Geek TV

A couple of weeks ago I mentioned that Sandman is finally getting a TV series. It seems we have more news on the fantasy TV front.

First off, Warhammer 40.000, Games Workshop's grimdark Fantasy & Space Opera setting is now getting a TV show. Very little is known or even decided at this stage, but it's the Eisenhorn books by Dan Abnett that are being adapted. Eisenhorn is an inquisitor, one of the independent agents that hunt heretics, demons, aliens and other threats to the Imperium of Man.
I have read the books, and they could work quite well on the small screen. Warhammer 40k is chiefly a war-game, so it follows that the setting focuses mostly on war, which gets crazy expensive to film. This is where Eisenhorn shines, being more about investigations, small scale fights and such. In the later books, there are some events that would cost the equivalence of a small nations GNP to film, but they have time to figure that out.

The 40k fanbase is very passionate, not to mention detail oriented, so here's hoping the show makers know what they are doing, because the fans do. Breaches against the lore are not going to go down well.


In other similar news, Amazon has signed an exclusive TV deal for Middle-Earth. They signed it in 2017 with a two year window, so the clock is ticking and filming will likely have to start this year.
Nothing is known about casting as yet, but what is known is that they are using the Second Age, i.e. the time in which Sauron rose to power and the last alliance of men and elves took place. The Second Age is 3441 years long so what they choose to focus on remains to be seen. Either way, calling it a Lord of the Rings show is misleading as that story takes place in the Third Age. I guess it's a Game of Thrones issue, A Game of Thrones being the first book in A Song of Ice and Fire, not the whole title in itself.

It seems like it's going to be filmed in New Zealand, like Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy, but Jackson is not attached to the project in any way. Ian McKellen has stated that he wouldn’t mind returning as Gandalf, but he has to my knowledge not been asked. Time will tell.

It seems to be a golden age of geek television, and with Game of Thrones being such a run away hit, it's no wonder. Whether they manage to produce anything really good is another question. Cautious optimism is the way to go in my opinion. Get too hyped and you may get too disappointed.

I'll probably keep talking about this as more news trickles in so stay tuned. This however is enough for this time, until next we meet, have a great week!

Monday, July 15, 2019

Duel at Blood Creek

A short one today, I'm afraid. Events conspire etc. etc. You've heard me say this before.

So here is a wonderful little short film called The Duel at Blood Creek. I'm fairly certain that I've not posted it before, so enjoy.

Join me again next time, and until then, don't fight any duels and have yourself a great week!

Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcSWsdTdYGI


Monday, July 8, 2019

Isador "Izzy" Einstein

Today we are doing something different. Today I want to talk about Isador “Izzy” Einstein. If you haven't heard of him, don't worry, most people haven't.

Izzy worked as a prohibition agent mostly in New York between 1920 and 1925. If you're getting an image of Kevin Costner as Elliot Ness in your head, you are so wrong.

Izzy stood 5'5 (165 cm) tall and weighed 225 lbs (102 kg). Not exactly the dashing type, he waddled when he walked. Before working as an prohibition agent, Izzy wasn't a lawman, he worked at the post office. He never carried a gun but nevertheless became the No. 1 agent in the fight against illegal alcohol.

How? Well first off, he spoke (apart from English) German, Polish, Hungarian, Yiddish and some Italian. He also has an incredible talent for disguise. When he went out to hunt speakeasies he dressed up as amongst other things: a German pickle packer, a Polish count, a Hungarian violinist, a Yiddish gravedigger, a French maitre d', an Italian fruit seller, a Russian fisherman etc. Add to this his American disguises: cigar seller, football player, grocer, lawyer, librarian... The list goes on, but you get the idea, I'm sure.

The bartenders at the various illegal speakeasies had pictures of him but that didn't help. They all got arrested and every time he slapped the cuffs on them he said “There's sad news here. You're under arrest.”
At one point a suspicious bartender claimed that “You're that agent, Epstein.” Izzy said “You mean Einstein?”. The bartender insisted on Epstein and Izzy bet him a drink. When the drink was poured, he simply said “There's sad news here.”

Izzy was also famous for the speed with which he could find illegal alcohol in any given city. In Chicago and St. Louis it took him 21 minutes, 17 minutes in Atlanta, merely 11 in Pittsburgh, but the record was in New Orleans: 35 seconds. Izzy got in a taxi and asked the driver where he could slake his thirst. The driver turned around and handed him a bottle. “There's sad news here. You're under arrest.”

He was offered transfer to Chicago, but declined preferring to stay in New York, mostly so he wouldn't come up against Al Capone.
The papers called him the Incomparable Izzy, Honest Izzy and America's Premier Hooch Hound. In his career, he arrested 4932 persons before retiring from law enforcement in 1930 to sell insurance for the New York Life Insurance Co.

When interviewed about his life after prohibition he said “Now that I'm no longer a sleuth, I make more money and get more sleep.”


That's that. Join me again next time and until then, have yourself a great week!

Monday, July 1, 2019

Black sand? Man adder?

Hello and welcome to more Eccentric Spheres!

Some fascinating entertainment news for you today. What's interesting is that both items are almost guaranteed. Sort of 98% confirmed. Something may yet go horribly wrong, but odds are in our favor.

First off, it looks like the return of a popular snarky British character is finally happening. Yes, it seems like Blackadder is back!

According to multiple sources, a fifth season is being written and Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie and Tony Robinson have all agreed to star. No word yet if Tim McInnerny will be back as Percy/Darling, but here's hoping.

The show is being produced by original show-runner Richard Curtis, and it will be set in the world of academia. Curtis stated that the original four seasons were about making fun of the establishment and old people, and that as they are all old and established now, this season will be Blackadder being annoyed at the young.

As far as I can tell, things can yet go wrong, so keep a level head, but things are looking very promising for the triumphant return of the Blackadder.


My second piece of news is of special importance to all fans of Neil Gaiman. Netflix is almost ready to put down a massive amount of money to create a Sandman TV series!

Sandman, Gaiman's immensely popular comic that ran from 1989 to 1996 has been in Hollywood's eye for decades, with talks and scripts being talked about and always abandoned. But this time it could really happen. As far as one can see, only the very last puzzle pieces remain to be placed before things can go ahead.

Gaiman is set to executive-produce together with David Goyer. If the final contracts are signed, the show will be written by Allan Heinberg (Wonder Woman, ABC's The Catch, Grey's Anatomy) but no one has yet mentioned any kind of episode count. Likewise, it is much too soon to talk cast. Time will tell.


For myself, I really hope Blackadder does come back. They are all fine actors, and I have enjoyed the specials so a last modern hurrah would be wonderful.
As for Sandman, I want to see it made, but it's not quite so cut and dry as that. Unlike Blackadder, Sandman is a complicated beast, and a thousand things could go wrong, but if they pull it off, it will be amazing, a highlight of television.

Well, time will tell and speaking of time, join me again next time, and until then, have a great week!