Cards Against Humanity

This Saturday last, I finally got to try Cards Against Humanity.

This game falls squarely under the category “Beer and Pretzel Games”, i.e. games that go well with a few drinks and some snacks.

Cards Against Humanity definitely requires a few drinks to work. You see, it runs on blind luck and bad taste. The rules are also so simple that even if you've had quite a few drinks, you quickly get the hang of it.

The idea is this: there's a white deck and a black deck. Each player has seven white cards in their hand. Then one player draws a black card and reads it out loud. It can be a question or a statement with one or more words missing, and then every other player chooses a card from their hand to complete the sentence (or answer the question). Without knowing who chose what, the reader of the black card then chooses the best (in his opinion) white card. The player who played it wins the black card. At the end of the game, the player with the most black cards wins.

The genius of CaH comes in the form of bizarre and usually tasteless humor. Hence the need for a couple of drinks first. Also, I wouldn't use CaH as an icebreaker at parties, unless you are sure everyone is cool with it. This game can be racist, politically incorrect, sexist and very dark in one round! On the other hand, I have not laughed so hard in months. We all had a roaring good time.

A couple of examples that I won rounds with:

Black card: The TSA now bans _______ on all flights.

My white card: Chunks of dead prostitutes.

Black card: For my next trick, I will pull _____ from my _____.

My white cards: An oversized lollipop, my soul.

If you don't think this is all that funny, wait until your tipsy in the right crowd of friends...

My only real complaint is that I can't get the whole game in Finland. We played the free & and legal) down-loadable basic version, but there are so many cards. I want them! Aarrgh!

If the makers of this gloriously wicked game should read this: Make Cards Against Humanity available!

Until next time, have a hilarious week!

It's a kinda magic

Hello and welcome to another installment of Eccentric Spheres!

As promised last week, we're talking about magic today. No, not Gandalf, Merlin and Potter, but rather Houdini, Copperfield and Blaine.

I've always loved magic. The showmanship, the skill and the “how the F**k did he do that”.

But as much as I love to watch it, it also frustrates me. A mystery is great but satisfying my curiosity is better.

That's why I was so pleased to find Magic's Biggest Secrets Revealed on Youtube.

The concept is simple. The Masked Magician performs a trick and then reveals how it's done. And I've learned so much. Of course, if you want to remain in blissful ignorance then do not watch this show!

The tricks range from some of of the greatest illusions made famous by magicians like Harry Houdini, David Copperfield, David Blaine and Chris Angel, but you also get to see how small up-close illusions work.

I've watched eleven episodes so far, and my only criticism is the narrator. He is vitally important since the Masked Magician does not speak and neither does his beautiful assistants. The narrator however never stops drooling over the girls. Yes they are very pretty, but after a few episodes, you kinda wish the guy could get over it.

I'm linking the first episode below, but if you want to see more, I'm sure you can figure out how. So until next week, on with the show!

Utopia

Back in July I happily blogged that Utopia was getting a new season. In case you don't remember what Utopia is, since my original post about the first season was back in 2013, it's a British TV show about a fictitious group called the Network, and their plans for the world.

Anyway, I just finished the 2^nd season last Friday, and wow, mind absolutely blown!

Be warned: SPOILERS AHEAD! (at least small ones)

Basically, every other show (hyperbole, I know) out there should take heed from Utopia on how to do a new season. The first one ended perfectly. Sure there were questions unanswered, but that's OK. Not everything needs to be spelled out. All the major points were covered. But the second season just adds so much more, though without anything feeling padded or overblown. At no point did I feel that the creators had gone too far (in a show that actually showcases the murder of children) or jumped the proverbial shark.

The visuals were even better than before, and the recurring characters, which is pretty much everyone that didn't die in season one have been “updated” somehow, and not necessarily for he better. The one line-up change is that the actor playing Donaldson has changed, but that's of no real consequence.

The very first episode in season two is a flashback to how it came about that Janus was created, and it may actually be my favorite episode if them all, but only because you know who the principal characters are and what they will do in the future.

I could go on. And on and on.... but not without spoiling it for those of you who haven't had the chance to enjoy Utopia. Yet.

I strongly urge everyone to watch this great show, but beware: the going get's very tough at times. And by that I don't mean it's hard to follow the plot. The subject matter and how it's handled can be pretty gruesome, and the tone of the show is at times pretty damn depressing.

That's all I gave to say really, if you're not convinced, there's nothing else I can do.

Until next week, when we'll be talking about magic, have a great week!

What's up Doc?

Monday is upon us yet again, and that means more Eccentric Spheres.

We're keeping it short today though, since I have tons to do right now and like a putrid cherry on top, I'm coming down with the flu.

So today, we're going to be enjoying the Duke of Disaster, the Count of Chaos, the last rabbit you ever want to mess with; Bugs Bunny.

I've been a fan for as long as I remember, but to be fair I only like the stuff that was produced up to just after WWII. After that, ol' Bugs lost his edge. And the animation started to go downhill.

So sit back and enjoy two of my favorite Bugs Bunny clips; 

Buccaneer Bunny 

and 

Racketeer Rabbit.

See you next week!

It's dangerous at the top

Striving upwards is a common part of many peoples lives. They work hard in their chosen fields in order to make something of themselves. They earn money, respect and power. They're able to look themselves in the mirror and say “I'm a somebody”. But in the dark hours of the night they must sometimes be plagued by the fact that someone else is more successful, richer and just simply more powerful.

Unless they're kings that is. No one is higher on the totem pole than the king. At least that used to be the case, back when kings ruled, both actually as well as figuratively.

However things weren't always so rosy. With great power comes great responsibility and all that. But ultimately even the mightiest king is still only human. And humans die. Sometimes in pretty funny ways. This is what we're discussing today: some of the oddest ways monarchs have perished.

We open our Royal Gathering of Death with King James II of Scotland. Over all, he was pretty well liked as he was a just king who ruled fairly.

The biggest criticism against James was that he ordered the murder of the Earl of Douglas at what became known as the Black Dinner in 1440. Incidentally this was George R.R. Martin's inspiration for the Red Wedding. But apart from this slight case of murdering, James was liked.

What James himself liked, was cannons. He had imported several from Flanders and was most keen to see them in action at the siege of Roxburgh Castle. In fact he was standing right next to one when it decided to blow up and scatter little bits of king all over the vicinity. That's right, James II was killed by his own artillery.

Up next is Charles VIII of France.

Charles wasn't very well liked, mostly because he never did very much. He was popular abroad since he made several concessions to his neighbors, but the French preferred to ignore him.

One day though, he decided to enjoy a game of tennis. Not to play mind you, just watch. When the game was over, the king left, but failed to notice how low the lintel was. He smacked his most royal head and fell into a coma from which he never woke up. Talk about walking to your death...

Let us now turn to Frederick I, King of Germany, as well as King of Italy and to top it off Holy Roman Emperor! With out a doubt the most powerful man in Europe back in 1155.

He had it pretty good, until he wanted to do the fashionable thing and go crusading. Now if you've detected the tone of today's post, you can probably guess that Freddy didn't meet his demise in battle against the heathen horde.

Nope, he wanted to cross the Goksu River in Turkey, but the bridge was out. His staff argued for finding another bridge (you know, the sensible solution) but Freddy being king twice over as well as Emperor! figured it was up to him to show everyone how it was done.

He rode his horse into the water and was promptly swept away. Sadly the horse drowned too.

Finally we conclude tonight's sombre cavalcade with Charles II of Navarre. He was known as Charles the Bad, mostly because he kept switching sides during the Hundred Year's War in order to get the best deal every time.

One day the Bad Boy fell ill, and the doctors figured that the best cure was to wrap him in several layers of linen soaked in brandy and sew the whole thing together. I guess they thought marinating kings in brandy was good for them.

An unnamed maid was tasked with the sewing, a task she took to with great care. A bit too much care as it turned out. She didn't want to risk cutting the king with her scissors in the dark, so she burned off the final thread with her candle. In a flashy instant Charles went from being the Bad to being the Crispy. Divine Retribution or an exciting new recipe? You decide.

That's all folks! See you next week.