Monday, July 25, 2016

Hot facts

Today, as I sit here in the July heat with my brain quietly melting, I want to bring you more fascinating facts.

  1. When Winston Churchill visited the U.S. during the prohibition, his doctor gave him a prescription for alcohol. The quantity is indefinite, it said.
  2. Prehistory officially became history in 2600 BC with the invention of the library.
  3. The wingspan of a Boeing 747 is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight.
  4. Biting your nails is essentially good for your immune system.
  5. The Romans would occasionally use condemned criminals in stage plays, this way the character could die for real.
  6. The most credentialed person in history, Michael Nicholson, has 22 masters degrees, 3 specialist degrees and one doctoral degree.
  7. A finger with nerve damage doesn't wrinkle in water.
  8. Unless you can prove that you are an illusionist, it is illegal to own a rabbit in Queensland, Australia.
  9. Police in ancient Egypt had not only trained police dogs, but also trained police baboons.
  10. A group of giraffes is called a tower.

That's all I can muster up for this time. Until we meet again, have a warm and wonderful week!

Monday, July 18, 2016

The Charnel House Trilogy

A couple of months ago I saw a review of a game called The Charnel HouseTrilogy on Youtube. I'm not a huge fan of point and click games, but this one caught my attention, and didn't want to let go. So, during the Steam Summer Sale, I picked it up for next to nothing. To be fair, it's not expensive at normal price either, it's about five bucks.

The Charnel House Trilogy is a horror game, like the title suggests, but it avoids things like jump scares and cheap gore. Nothing in this wonderful title is left to chance, and it shows, it is truly well crafted. I builds up the atmosphere and the mystery without constantly hitting you over the head with cliches. Quiet moments are allowed when appropriate.

The puzzles are easy for the most part. I myself am not a great puzzle solver so that came as a pleasant surprise. One could argue that they are so easy that they are almost unnecessary, but they serve to bring you in closer. Besides, without them it would be a walking simulator.
Graphically it's good, though not amazing. But it doesn't have to be either. As a point and click horror/adventure game, you don't expect or indeed need, graphics that strain your GPU to the limit. The sound is good too, and a special mention needs to be made concerning the voice work. The game is fully voiced, and at first I thought it was a bit lackluster, but that's because I've come to expect over the top voice acting in games like this. Here it's more subdued, and I think that's a good thing.
It should be pointed out that although it's a trilogy, the whole game is about two hours long. I have in the past criticized games for being too short, but this is not a triple-A game that costs $60-70, it's an indy title that costs $5. Besides, because it is short, you have an easier time finishing the whole thing in one sitting, and retaining the whole story. Here, it is a good thing.

I went into this expecting an OK time, and ended up having a great time. So, if you are in the mood for a horror title that's heavy on creepy atmosphere and a good story rather than buckets of gore and jump scares galore, then The Charnel House Trilogy might be for you. It certainly was for me.

That's it for this time folks, so until Monday next, have a great week!

Monday, July 11, 2016

Crimes in paradise

Last Saturday evening, my wife and I decided to watch the new season of X-Files, but gave up after two episodes. We're going to keep watching just in case it was our own mood that was incompatible, but neither of us were impressed at all. I'll probably do a separate post on this subject when I've either watched the whole new season or given up for good.

Today I want to talk about what we ended up watching instead. We decided to give the new version of Hawaii 5-0.

The original, which I have never seen, ran from 1968 – 1980 and was at the time not only the longest running law enforcement show but the first cop show to span over a decade. It has since been joined by, and in some cases outdone by, shows like Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU and NCIS.
Even if, like me, you've never seen the original, you have in fact most likely been affected by it. This is the show that created the famous line: Book 'em Danno, which has become a classic catchphrase. The term 5-0 (pronounced five-oh) has since become synonymous with police throughout the US. In fact, when I was watching The Wire, I had to look up why the drug dealers were yelling 5-0 to warn each other that the police were on the way. It's all due to this show.

OK, enough history. What my wife and I wanted was a show that has action, style and good writing, but isn't too dark. These days it seems every show has to be so very Grim-dark, and it get's annoying after a while. I love Grim-dark, but enough is enough. Luckily enough, the new Hawaii
5-0 was exactly what we wanted.

Like the title says, it's set in Hawaii, and the 5-0 comes from Hawaii being the 50th state in the union. The show oozes so called scenery porn, gorgeous landscapes and that blue ocean. Where a show set in, say, New York would show street scenes to solidify the setting, you get beautiful vistas instead. The actors are good, which they should be seeing as they are all veterans of shows and films like The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, Lost and the Oceans 11-13 movies.
The writing is in my opinion excellent. Snappy, witty but not too over the top. Beyond this, the show has heart, it's serious yet lighthearted enough to feel relaxing when the Grim-dark becomes too oppressive.

I feel I should point out the guest stars as well, Norman Reedus and Peter Stormare all within four episodes. Not too shabby.

We watched the four first episodes eagerly, and I'm looking forward to watching more. I can absolutely see why someone wouldn't like it, but I urge you to give it a shot, if you come across it.

That's it for this time, until we meet again, have a beautiful week!

Monday, July 4, 2016

What does it mean?

It's July, and that means I'm busy trying to cobble together 30.000 words for camp nanowrimo.

But as always, it's also Monday, and that means Eccentric Spheres gets a new update. In the spirit of creative writing, here are some words most English speakers might not be too familiar with:


Absquatulate - to leave abruptly
Boffola - a joke that gets a loud laugh
Chad - the piece of paper that is left when using a hole punch
Degust - to eat slowly in order to really enjoy the taste
Eucatastrophe - a happy ending
Fugacious - fleeting or transient
Gnathic - to do with the jaw
Humdudgeon - imaginary illness
Incunabula - books printed before 1501
Jentacular - having to do with breakfast
Keek - to sneak a peek
Logomachy - an argument about words
Minacious - scary or threatening
Noyade - execution by drowning
Otalgia - earache
Peterman - a person who opens and robs safes
Quire - 24 sheets of paper
Rubiginious - rust colored
Sesquipedalian - a person who uses excessively long words
Toplofty - an arrogant person
Umbriferous - shady
Vicinal - adjacent or next to
Winklepicker - 1950's style shoe with pointy toe
Xertz - to gulp down greedily
Yarborough - a hand of cards with no card above a nine in value
Zetetic - proceeding by inquiry or investigation


There you go, a whole list of words you probably didn't know. At least I didn't.
Until we see each other again next time, have a great week!