Monday, October 26, 2020

A lightsaber?

 

The lightsaber. Probably the most iconic fictional weapon in the world. Pretty much everyone knows what a lightsaber is, and most people want one. And why not? They are really cool, with the light and the sound and the ability to slice through anything (and everyone).

A great deal of effort has been made to figure out how such an amazing device could work and most seem to agree that the blade is super heated plasma contained by a magnetic field. So far so good.

But as a I said, fictional. Lightsabers aren't real, right? No they aren't real. We do not have the technology to create the signature weapon of the Jedi and their Sith enemies.

It is however possible to come surprisingly close. The mad geniuses over at The Hacksmith have built what could only be called a protosaber! Sure, you can't parry things with it, and since the Force is even more unbelievable than the lightsaber itself, you certainly can't block laser shots with it either, but you can cut through a wide variety of stuff and holy smokes is it cool!

The first video details the design and build process, and the second one is the test video.

Build: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC6J4T_hUKg

Test: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey_EjSzKFWQ

Enjoy the closest humanity has ever come to a lightsaber and I'll see you next time. Until then stay safe and have a great week!

Monday, October 19, 2020

Lots of changes in World of Warcraft

 

Last Wednesday the pre-patch to WoW Shadowlands hit and changed everything. Well, most things anyway. The big level squish hit, dividing character levels with 2.4, the new starting zone Exile's Reach is here, plenty of new character customization options and more.

Some things are still very much missing however, but I really do think they'll be added later. Some of the advertised customization options were not implemented, like being able to choose straight backed trolls and orcs and a few other quality of life things are still missing. Time will tell if and when they'll be added later.

Blizzard did say that leveling your characters will be faster than before, and they were not kidding. At least to me it doesn't really feel that fast, but that is only because my brain doesn't yet understand what the new levels mean. A level 10 is 24 in the old system and a 25 is 60 in the old way. I got my new warrior to 25 in two evenings. It used to take months to get to 60, not two evenings! So yeah, you level up crazy fast, believe me.

I had expected some server issues and Blizzard did not disappoint. On both Wednesday and Thursday evenings it was almost impossible to log in, the queues were that bad, and when the authentication servers got full you got booted just as you were about to log in. Sit in queue, check. Load times, check. Get in, nope – out you go!

These issues are now solved by and large, it just amazes me that after 16 years, Blizzard still hasn't learned to avoid this. Back in '04 it was understandable. Blizzard were new at the whole mmorpg thing, server technology was still pretty raw, there were no where near as many IT-techs as there are now, but still for some reason, the servers seem to be held together with bubblegum and scotch tape.

There is one major thing I want to bring up. For quite a while now, Blizzard has pushed the whole Exile's Reach and straight to Battle for Azeroth (previous expansion) thing. New players don't even get a choice. New and free players must do the Exile's Reach area and then straight to BfA, but I can't see how they are going to make it there.

I sent a level 10 to Kul Tiras, the Alliance part of BfA, and was shocked to find that everything the local vendors sell is level 45! All the food, the potions, everything you could perhaps craft is 45. So unless you play a class that can heal, you are utterly screwed in BfA. You can only equip quest rewards and what happens to drop as loot and you get 0% healing. I had to relog to a character in another part of the game in order to go buy food, which I could send over to my “stranded” alt.

I get Blizzards idea that this is a good story line for new players, and at least Kul Tiras is incredibly pretty and atmospheric, but why have they left everything at the old top levels? This goes for all other expansion areas as well, but the discrepancy between your character and the local consumables isn't that big, and you can choose where to go. You can get supplies elsewhere as long as you are not new. Blizzard, fix this, please!

It may seem that I'm incredibly negative towards the new changes, but I'm not. It really is a lot of fun and the new systems will be good, when they're properly done. But that's enough rambling for now. Join me again next time and until then, have a great and safe week!

Monday, October 12, 2020

An interesting discussion

 

Today I want to talk a bit more about Microsoft buying Zenimax Media, or more specifically Bethesda.

There is nothing concrete as such to mention, there are no new big announcements but that is to be expected.

Last week I tripped over an interview, or actually more of a discussion, headed by Larry “Major Nelson” Hryb, Director of Programming for Xbox Live, (what a title....). In this four-way discussion, he talks to Phil Spencer, the VP of games at Microsoft, and Pete Hines and Todd Howard from Bethesda.

This interview is notable not for what is being said as that is the usual “we're excited to work together” and “great opportunities” blah blah that these things always are. Much like when a big blockbuster is being released, all the actors gush about the director and each other, and nothing substantial is being said. This is natural since they have to say something and they naturally can't talk smack about each other. That just isn't on.

In this vein the video doesn't mention anything dramatic, but it does give some interesting history between Microsoft and Bethesda., going all the way back to Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. What I also found interesting is their demeanor. Phil seems pleased as he always does, and why not? He is killing it. But both Pete and Todd seem to me to be slightly relieved.

It could be my imagination, of course, I'm neither a psychologist nor a professional interrogator, so my interpretation is purely gut instinct. Add to this that especially Todd has a hell of a poker face, but I'm 95% sure that they are relieved to be working under Microsoft rather than just Zenimax, and if so it would bear out my suspicion that most of the nonsense surrounding Fallout 76 came from the Zenimax bosses and Bethesda was left to clean it up and carry the blame. I could be wrong, but here's hoping...

So, if you’re interested, give the video a look, it's 25 minutes long. Either way, I hope to see you next time and until then, have a great week and stay safe! (wash your hands and wear a mask)

Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI2IPeocbAA

 

 

 

Monday, October 5, 2020

Dogs

 A bit of a quick one today. Every now and then I find myself with extra things to do and those things like to congregate on Mondays. When I started this blog back in 2012 I should have chosen another day than Mondays to post on, but after all this time what is done is done. If I change now I don't know what'll happen.

So today I present you with a bit of stand up about dogs by Sarah Millican and Bill Burr. Join me again next time for more Eccentric Spheres and until then, have a great week, stay safe and wash your hands!

 Sarah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBuKcwLh82s

Bill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQfnbHJ3MrQ